A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this. I had to elope with my new gilfriend because i wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tatoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and barbara said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is much older than i, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
And i love her 1700cc harley davidson also. We make weekly trips to her parole office on it and it rides beautifully. Both of us look very cute when we go tearing down the freeway at 820 mph.
Don't worry dad, i'm 15 years old now and i know how to take care of myself. Someday i'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
Sam
P.S. : Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card........... That's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it's safe for me to come home.
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"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my prey."
"I just like the sound of it."
Phew......
Good One.....
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