TT to Sadhu : "Baba kahan jaoge?"
Sadhu : "Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha."
TT : "Baba ticket dikhao.."
Sadhu : "Nahin hai...."
TT : "To phir chalo"
Baba : "Kahan?"
TT : "Jaha Krishan ka janam hua tha"

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ani

Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Frog...

A frog is talking to a sadhu and is told, 'You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.'

The frog says, 'This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?'

'No,' says the sadhu. 'Next semester in her biology class

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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership