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ashish30
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Posted on: 02-09-05 12:13:44

No offence to the religion, one of the santa banta series jokes
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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!.

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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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According to me this is the BEST..............

2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar

where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

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Sardar goes to a shop to buy underwear -

After selecting one, the shopkeeper tells it costs Rs 150.

Sardar - Arre bhai, Daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi chahiye...

----------------------------------Wait I am Coming Again----------------------------

Banta Singh.

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Ashish

Azazf
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Posted on: 02-09-05 13:00:56

Too good........This made my day.........Humour is the key to happy living.
Keep posting more bud.

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