Optimist : A person who while falling from Eifel tower
says in midway
"See I am
not injured yet."
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO,
instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe , you know more
than you actually do.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day test..
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
College : A place where some pursue learning and
others learn pursuing.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either".
Opportunists : One who starts having a bath when
he/she accidently falls in a river ...
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present...
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece ..
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Office : A place where you can relax after your
sternous home life.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
and your
confidence after.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
*Note*: Jokes do not have manufacturing or expiry dates, so there is no way of knowing that is 25 years old, stale, or whatever.
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Quote:
Orginally posted by rajcanada
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
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