ABC OF PUNJABIS

A is for Adjust, Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they want
to push you around.

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.

C is for Cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for
replicating sheep – it is an area where people live eg. Dfence cloney.

D is for Dilliwalas staying in Dfence Cloney.


E is for expanditure – and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending
money – the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always
expanding.

F is for fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually
just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).

G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to
shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso
or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.

H is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful
because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.

I is for Intezaar… to know more about it see P.

J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to
the full it's a Punjabi.

K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc – the Punjabi equivalent of the Johnses ie,
keeping up with the Khuranas.

L is for Lovely but she never is.

M is for Mrooti – the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.

N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.

O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY) or
pain (oy oy oy).

P is for Panch minit and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is from
you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in panch minit.

Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.

R is for Risk and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the
odds are against him.

S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in
Delhi .

T is for the official bird of Punjab – Tandoori chicken.

U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle' ji.

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.

W is War – on the roads.

X is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.

Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match. And

Z is for Zig zag for which you should see G, M and P.


Njoy!!!

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That was awesome. I am a punjabi and it felt so close to home

Great Post

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Oye! Loved that post babbeyon!!!

it's a good one!
How If we add 'M' for Makki di Roti and 'S' for Sarson da saag in OP