Looosers website or what !!!

Hi all .....

I have one thing to say....if you all wanna get to the job market stop comparing with other desis and their ideas ( one may ask why the ***** am I reading/writing in this ?).Well you will understand shortly ....

I was in the "Cutela" land and was kind of paranoid about job prospects as many of you all were, and frantically was looking for info in newsgroups and wesites like this... I was told that it takes a lot of time to get landing papers etc... I got it in less than a year ( With an interview waiver !). Then came the job prospects scenario !! I was tensed and lost my self-confidence after seeing postings by some poor miserable soles. I land here with a job offer in hand and go for an interview in the first week and then an email awaits me today welcoming me to a very prestigious academic institute...( name not mentioned intentionally for obvious reasons ;-)

So what is this bragging all about ?

Just shedding a piece of advise : To start with.....one has to do a lot of reasearh before plunging into a new place. You cannot expect a highly advanced country hiring nincompoofs who can't speak English (surprisingly I see a lot of them in the streets here and wonder what they must be doing in this part of the world ). I was zapped to see a Malbari shop.....these arseholes are all over the planet.

Ahem !! excuse me ! I WAS WANDERING A BIT !!

Coming back to the main story : These goras want some professional competence (unheard of in "apna Desh") and international standards(which we disregard -'""apun ko kya karna ?-sab parwadtha yaar""). SO FACE THE WRATH !!

Aren't we going somewhere now ! To wind it all up....

If you can't fill an application form for immigration - you hire a lawer- FAILED

If you are from a vernacular medium of education - FAILED

If you feel that you can bypass the system with you dough - FAILED

If you can't pass the international exams - TOUGH

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More to come soon....

All the best rest of you..... Do your ground work and don't listen to others experiences...some are real assholes as you may have read. Plan it out with an open mind

Adios