Rajanikanth can perform UAT (user acceptance test) before development
Rajnikant can download the whole internet onto a floppy disk
Whats rajnikants gmai id??? gmail @ rajnikant.com
Rajanikant can sing while he sneezes.
Rajnikant doesnt score goals in Football. It is the football which seeks Rajnis blessings and slams into the goal net.
Lord Rajnikanths dialogue: I will hit u so hard&&&.. that Google will say No to search . . .! mind it !!
Once Rajnikant was jogging on the beaches of Chennai.
He saw a magic lamp and rubbed it with his palm.
A genie appeared.
Even before the Genie uttered a single word, Rajnikant granted him three wishes&.
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is pushing the earth down
There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
Rajinikanth can speak Braille
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call
He doesnt use Spell check.. if he misspell a word, oxford will simply replace it..
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
Rajinikanths calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
Rajinikant doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
When you say no one is perfect, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as one who has encountered Rajinikant.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Rajnikanth doesnt answer natures call nature answers Rajnikanths call.
Rajnikanth can double click 2 icons at the same time.
Who makes these up!! Hilarious though, thanks for sharing 
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Immigrant Parents in Canada http://groups.yahoo.com/group/immigrantparentsincanada
lol
Fans cannot follow Rajani kanth, he turns them into AC
Even when Rajani travels north whole India travels south to make it south india.
When Rajani takes a sip, soup turns into Sambar and when he takes bite, corn flakes turn into rice.
aaiyyo-amma!
I shared some of the original posts with a friend and this is what my friend sent back. Enjoy!
More about awesome Rajnikanth:
His organ donation card, also lists his moustache
If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He once taught a horse to read his email for him.
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
He speeks fluent French, in Tamil
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Immigrant Parents in Canada http://groups.yahoo.com/group/immigrantparentsincanada
Location: Amidst a glow in the sky.
Posted on: 13-10-10 09:34:21
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Originally posted by fass2008
His organ donation card, also lists his moustache
LOL, hilarious!
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None of us knows God until someone introduces us - Life of Pi
Rajnikanth does not need wipers to his cars, he has micro wipers on his pupils.
Rajnikanth does not worship any God, all the gods worship him turn by turn (many fans prolly believe this one especially they have emple of Khushbu n all).
Rajnikanth does not need perfume, with his aroma perfume starts to stink.
Rajnikanth does not need potty he prefers sink instead
* Rajnikanth is a champion in the game 'hide n' seek', as no one can hide from Rajnikanth
* Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on
*A lady lost her virginity. Rajni got it back
* Rajnikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths
* The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajnikanth's fist
* Rajnikanth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear
* As a child when Rajnikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet
* Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
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