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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 08-02-12 16:59:30

Q. What do Dhoni and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What’s the Indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. What is Sehwag’s favourite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.

On winning the toss,Clarke to Dhoni: “Mate, you can bat.”
Dhoni: “You think so? Thanks for the encouragement!”

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom their best?
A: In Advertisments!

Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: How should the Indian coach reshuffle the Indian batting order?
A: Move Extras up the order.

Ricky Ponting to Librarian: “Do you have any book on Indian batsmen?”
Librarian: “No, they’re all out!”

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings!

Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Dhoni coming out to bat after applying sunscreen on his face!

Santa asked Banta for help on a crossword puzzle the other day. It said ’India( 3, 4 8, 10…).’
Banta : “You stupid, that’s not a crossword puzzle, that’s yesterday’s scorecard!”

FLASH NEWS:
Star Cricket Channel is now banned....... for telecasting Live Porn.
They were accused of telecasting Gang Rape of 11 Indians by 11 Australians every morning between 5:30 AM to 12:30 pm for a total of 17 days over the last month.. :-)


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