The New Greeter

After landing my new job as the greeter of a department store, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here's what happened...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be a damn idiot. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone had s*x with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

The lady said.... : What do you mean by saying " I just couldn't believe someone had
s*x with you twice".. "if you want to know" the DONOR made a request that they put a pillow over my face, when they implanted his EGGS. !!!.... and that too TWICE."

Have a good one.

FH.