Posted on: 08-06-11 14:23:53
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur
money or life... The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling
single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good
Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
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And the best one is:
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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Best marriage definition I have heard in a long time 
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We will find a way or we will make one
Party Host: All married guys pls stand next to the special person who made your life worth living...
The bartender was almost crushed !!!
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Mumbai Maazi Ladki ...
Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.
Different Phases of a Man:
After engagement:
Superman
After Marriage:
Gentleman
After 10 years:
Watchman
After 20 years:
Doorman
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There is only one perfect child
in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and
every Neighbour has it
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The world's thinnest book has
only one word written in it:
"Everything" ;
and the book is titled:
"What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders
when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A man who surrenders
when he's NOT SURE,
is WISE.
A man who surrenders
when he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND
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Q:
Why dogs don't marry?
A:
Because they are already leading
a dog's life and they see their
master’s life worst then theirs.
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Q:
Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A:
Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence
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Lady to her maid:
Oh Kanta,
I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair
with his secretary."
Kanta :
I don't believe it!
You are just saying that to make
me jealous!"
