Wonder is Woman


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chidesi85   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-07-06 09:08:57

Wonder is Woman

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be
liberated from?

[2]
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years
of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
wondering too.

[3]
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"

[4]
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by
bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him
to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor
groom.



AlbertaAspirants   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 10-07-06 18:05:14

Good one, how to overcome? any suggestions !



Mishtar India   
Member since: Nov 03
Posts: 668
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 10-07-06 19:56:49

Quote:
Originally posted by AlbertaAspirants

Good one, how to overcome? any suggestions !



There are two chances of overcoming it. Slim and None !!!


:D


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DesiTiger   
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Posts: 1205
Location: Mississauga

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 11-07-06 05:24:21

shaadi woh ladoo hey .................. :D


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BlueLobster   
Member since: Oct 02
Posts: 3409
Location: Mississauga

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 12-07-06 06:41:04

Quote:
Originally posted by AlbertaAspirants

Good one, how to overcome? any suggestions !



Here's a hint...Buddha overcame it...:D


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Mishej India   
Member since: Jun 04
Posts: 247
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 13-07-06 10:34:10

Here is a funny quote that was emailed to me..

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

:D




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my2cents   
Member since: May 04
Posts: 260
Location: Miss, Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 13-07-06 14:13:17

Quote:
Originally posted by AlbertaAspirants

Good one, how to overcome? any suggestions !




First you have to familiarize yourselves with this data sheet....


http://www.flickr.com/photos/87207853@N00/152472020/


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