Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : 'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'

Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : 'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'

Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : 'A wife can change your life'

Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : 'Whereever you go your wife follows'

Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL : 'The subscriber is not reachable'


Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.


What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.


To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.


When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why. But when a ten-year

married man looks happy, we wonder why.



After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."


A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.


Loved this one!

nice ones

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