Deaf and Mute

A blonde agrees to accompany a young guy on a date. On the fixed night this guy arrives at her house and knocks the door. To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I`m sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I`ll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you, though, they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV, and Mom is busy knitting.
After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a glass of water over her fanny. Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and balances a match stick in front of his eye. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the on goings earlier in the living room.
At the end of the night, the blonde asks, "What`s the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"No, its not you," he replied, "It`s just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that weren`t enough, your Father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick by his eye."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the blonde.
The man can`t believe her casual response.
"That`s how they communicate!, Mom was simply saying, "Are you going to get this asshole a drink?" and Dad was replying, "No, fuck him - I`m watching the match."

Just hoping people would stay mute about this joke and not consider this one as crossing the line on this forum :-)

lol.. That was a good one.

vagg bhai: I cannot tell for sure if your jokes are designed to make us laugh or horny

Watch out Rajagopal, Big Brother is watching.

This is vulgar.. kyonki India mein, blonde log, mehmano ke samney aisee baatein nahi kartey !!

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Originally posted by Rajagopal

vagg bhai: I cannot tell for sure if your jokes are designed to make us laugh or horny

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