I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew
the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days
off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked "What are
you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.He said
"You are clearly
stressed out.

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I
jumped down and walked
out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked her "...And
where do you think you're going?"









( You're gonna love this..... )












She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!