Some more husband and wife jokes from one of my co worker:

My wife ran after the garbage truck yelling, and “Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs....."

My wife was in beauty salon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

haha..nice..thanks for the smile

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Once Thomas asked Chandran, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Chandran said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.
Then absolutely there will be no problems."
"Can you explain?" asked Thomas.
Chandran said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, Thomas asked Chandran "Give me some examples"

Chandran said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not,
how much money my wife will send to her brother or sister,
how much I can have as my pocket money etc.. are decided by my wife.

I just agree to it" Thomas asked, "Then what is your role?"
Chandran said, "My decisions are only for very big issues....
Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe,
whether to widen African economy,
whether Obama should take back all US troops from Iraq,
whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire,
Do you know? I always decide about the bigger issues!

ROTFL. Good one Suba.

ROTFL. Good one Suba.