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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 05-07-16 15:03:44

The Fireman

Santa is a fireman and one day when he came home from work he told his wife, Jeeto, "You know we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we are all on the truck ready to go.
From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed, and when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night Santa came home and yelled Bell 1!
Jeeto promptly took all her clothes off.
Then he yelled Bell 2, and Jeeto jumped into bed.
Then he yelled Bell 3, and they began making love.
After a few min Jeeto yelled, "Bell 4".
"What the hell is "Bell 4" asked Santa?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE" she replied, "you`re nowhere near the fire......





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