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vagg
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Posted on: 27-12-13 15:59:04

Wife torture :

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Husband : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife : Mujhe pata tha..! Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

Husband shocked..! X_X

tamilkuravan
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Posted on: 28-12-13 04:04:49

?
In English please.

Peace by Murali

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goldeneye
Member since: Mar 05

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Posted on: 28-12-13 10:33:46

the joke is in hindi, our ( indian) national language
i can understand it clearly. do you want any posts in hindi to be also posted in english ?

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Gurram
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Posted on: 28-12-13 10:50:18

It is necessary to know Hindi to make one's life easier in India and to know French to get best out of one's living in Canada/Europe and to know Spanish to get more FUN in life.

san-hugo
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Posted on: 28-12-13 13:23:41

Criticising will not make one to learn a language... a side by side translation sometimes help to learn a word or two...
let me attempt...

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Wife torture :

Wife (in Hindi): Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Wife (in ENGLISH): Honey (chuckles), Can you please get me salt from the kitchen ...!

Husband (in Hindi): Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Husband (in ENGLISH), after an attempt of extensive search : I do not see no salt there ..!!

Wife (in Hindi) : Mujhe pata tha..! Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

Wife (in ENGLISH) : I knew it..! you are blind for sure ..!
perpetual lethargic..!
Cannot do anything good..!
You only make excuses..!
Do something in your life...!

I knew you will not find it , that is why I brought it along beforehand !!

Husband shocked..! X_X.

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Hope you enjoyed it !!

Gurram
Member since: Jan 08

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Posted on: 29-12-13 08:21:37

I enjoyed the translation.

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