This might explain why Singh is King


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Rajeev Narula   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 18-08-09 02:04:59

This might explain why Singh is King



Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic."

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived..

The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:

"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb,
you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb
but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato!"


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desiskywalker   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 18-08-09 09:14:17

Lol thats a good one



Garvo Gujarati   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 18-08-09 10:28:32



Man! You can't argue with that!


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RBO   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 18-08-09 12:35:22

GOOD ONE LOL......



wall-E   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 18-08-09 12:38:44

finally a joke on sikhs where the sikh is actually smart.





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