SING IS KING!!!!!


Singh IS KING



Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Santa: 13th October
Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR




Manager asked to Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Santa replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.




After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?




One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa: Any great man born in this village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Santa writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.


When Santa was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Santa shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.



Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!


Regards

Ek meri taraf se .......


A Indian suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. He kept repeating – "Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om."

When the ambulance pulled into his home drive-way, his wife came out and
screamed out to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied "Because he kept saying 'hurry home! Hurry home!'"

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i..........rock........!!!!!

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Life is too short for drama & petty things, so Kiss Slowly, Laugh Insanely, Love Truly and Forgive Quickly.

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I'm finding these jokes are stereotypic, just think how would you feel when some one jokes your ethnicity.

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM

Sorry JRF, if you feel bad about jokes,i didn't target only one society. I got on internet and i post it.

Take care buddy..........

Wasn't really my intention to point it out, I am able to see that you really did not mean to hurt.

Quote:

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Originally posted by RBO

Sorry JRF, if you feel bad about jokes,i didn't target only one society. I got on internet and i post it.

Take care buddy..........

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM

INSTALLING A HUSBAND*
*

Dear Tech Support**,

Last year I upgraded from _Boyfriend 5.0_ to _Husband 1.0_ and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated
flawlessly under _Boyfriend 5.0_.

In addition, _Husband 1.0_ uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as **
*_Romance 9.5 _and _Personal Attention 6.5,_

and then installed undesirable programs such as *
*NBA 5.0, *
*_NFL 3.0_ and *
* _Golf Clubs 4.1_.*_

Conversation 8.0_** no longer runs, and _Housecleaning 2._6 simply
crashes the system.*

Please note that I have tried running _Nagging 5.3_ to fix these
problems, but to no avail. *

What can I do?

Signed, *

Desperate_



DEAR DESPERATE_, *

First, keep in mind, *_Boyfriend 5.0_ is an Entertainment Package,
while _Husband 1.0_ is an operating system. *

Please enter command: _ithoughtyoulovedme.html_ and try to download
_Tears 6.2_ and do not forget to install the * *_Guilt 3.0_**
update. *If that application works as designed, _Husband1.0_ should
then automatically run the applications _Jewellery 2.0_ and _Flowers
3.5. _*

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
_Husband 1.0_ to default to * *_Grumpy Silence 2.5_**, _Happy Hour
7.0_ or _Beer 6.1_. *

Please note that _Beer 6. 1_ is a very bad program that will
download the _Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. _*

Whatever you do, **_DO NOT_* under any circumstances install
_Mother-In-Law 1.0 _(it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources.) *

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the _Boyfriend 5.0_
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash _Husband
1.0_.

In summary, _Husband 1.0_ is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: **
*_Cooking 3.0_ and *
*_Hot Lingerie 7.7. _*

Good Luck ! *_

Tech Support _