HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT
CITIZENS OF INDIA :

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees
them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI

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Scenario 2

Two guys are
fighting.. Both of them take time out and call their friends
on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries
to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are
fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5

Two guys are
fighting and a third guy comes.

He writes a software program to stop the fight.

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the
program.

That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6

Two guys are
fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"
doesn't like all this nonsense.

Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI

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Scenario 7

Two guys are
fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth

and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house
and says,

"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere
else and keep fighting".

That's KERALA !

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And the best one is ....

Scenario 9

Two guys are
fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and
all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

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Dont help others because others have helped you,,,,help others because its the right thing to do!!!

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I liked the Delhi part.

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
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