A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband..

'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.

Putting a legal twist..... it's good the husband refused the "push" (it was supposedly assumed it is for the car), thereby saving the drunk from driving and helping him sober up in the rain

Well, the swing...it's another story.....

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Originally posted by dimple2001
... the "push" (it was supposedly assumed it is for the car).....

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Mumbai Maazi Ladki ...

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Originally posted by Maharaj

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Originally posted by dimple2001
... the "push" (it was supposedly assumed it is for the car).....

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Was it supposedly for car? I thought it was supposedly for delivery !!!

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