One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives
complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines
him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I
saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was
looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell
happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again
asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd floor"

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George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the
war. After his talk he offers question time. One
little boy puts up his hand and George asks him
his name. "Bob" says the boy.
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are
you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh
that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points
him out and asks him his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin
Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes
early?
And fifth, where is Bob?"