Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Stud=nt: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student= dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye ky= karoge?
Student- bahu launga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Stude=t: pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
S=udent: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho...!!!!!!......


regards.........