Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta....

Wife:
I love you baby..

Husband (softly) :
I love you too..

Wife :
Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??

Husband :
Bas thoda mood off tha..

Wife:
Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho,
aur mere saath hi drame..

Husband (pyar se) :
Aisa kuch nahi jaanu,
tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

Wife:
Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..

Husband:
Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

Wife:
Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho,
badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??

Husband (aur jyada pyar se) :
arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

Wife:
Aaj sab clear hoga !!

Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??

Wife (khud confused) :
Jab tum khud clear nahi,
tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!

Husband (trying to act smart) :
Tumhe hua kya hai ??
kis baat pe upset ho ??
Batao!!

Wife:
Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!

Husband:
Mere saath to tum ho!!

Wife:
Ab bohot ho gaya,
ab aur nahi!!

Husband (fully crashed) :
Hua kya hai ?
ye to bata do..

Wife:
Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..

Husband:
Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

Wife:
I want Divorce..

Husband:
Hmmmm OK !!..

Wife (gone crazy) :
Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,
fir tum jo marzi kar sako..

Husband:
Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,
maine kya galat kaha..??

Wife:
Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi,
main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..

Husband (apne baal pakad kar) :
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

Wife:
Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..

Husband:
Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

Wife:
Tum serious kab hoge..??

Husband:
Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun,
serious hone ke liye?..

Wife:
Go to hell..!!

Husband:
Dont call me again !!.

AFTER 3 HOURS..

Wife:
Tumhe pata hai na,
main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry !!! I love you my baby..

Husband (Sab bhool kar) :
Acha, I love you tooo...

Wife:
Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!
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Yaar you are rubbing salt on my wounds ..
Your posts is one of the reason I keep visiting CD

Keep it up .
AG

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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional

hahaha.. how true is it.

Common story of most of the married men :-).

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A Delhite in Toronto

I think I have seen it at Kumar Vishwas youtube clip and now summarize in my wordings:

After few weeks of marriage, wife asked her husband:

“Honey, please come early in the evening and spend more time with me”.

After few more days:

“Dear, you need to spend less time your friends and I don’t like few of them. Please cut down with so and so ….”.

After few more days:

“Jaanoo, please change your hobbies, now you are a married man now so no more those activities like bachelors”.

After few more days:

“Dear now we are a married couple and you have more responsibilities so you need to take more care of yourself. You know the alcohol is bad for health so no more beer or scotch from now onwards”.

And after a year:

“What happened to you dear. You have changed a lot after marriage. You were not like that before. I have married to a very charming and funny person and now you have changed. Why?”.

OMG – you have changed the total personality of the poor guy and now asking why he is changed.

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A Delhite in Toronto

lol @ Delhite

Husband Marte Waqt Biwi Se:
"Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kia Tha.!!
.
Biwi Rote Hue:"Koi Baat Nai Ji
.
Husband:"Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amant Di Thi,
1 Lakh Wo B Maine Ghayb Kiya.! .
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Biwi:"Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya.! .
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Husband:"Tumare bank K
Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The!
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Biwi:"Koi Baat Nai Ji,
Appko ZAHER Bhi Maine Hi Diya Hai..: