Well from the recent onion jokes where pyar was replaced with pyaj just occurred what if "Dil" is replaced with your rear..especially in your local language..Ku**, Ga***..Butt ...whatever...some of the songs or most of the songs would be fun to sing...remember replace the word "Dil".some of the following songs:

1) "Dil" aaj Shayar he Gam aah nagma
2) Mere "Dil" me aaj kya hai...
3) "Dil" deke dekho "Dil" deke dekho, "Dil" deke dekhoji.."dil" lene walo "dil" dena sikhoji.
4) "Dil" da mamla he
5) "Dil" ka aalam me kya bataon tuze..
6) Jab "Dil" mile mile mile "dil" mile tab "gul" khile khile gule khile...
7) Chura ke "dil" mera goriya chali..

(and list could go on)

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