Santa at his best..
Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet…..
Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?
Santa: Chholle....
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Punjab Airlines..
Airhostess: Sir kee loge ?
Banta: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi
Airhostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te nahi.=
Class... I need to search your name to collect your old jokes..
Quote:
Originally posted by vagg
Santa at his best..
Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet…..
Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?
Santa: Chholle....
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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM
Try this Airline announcement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGTOeXiQ9Uo
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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM
lol ...
A lady to Santa : Santaji Apka doggy to ththoda Tiger jaisa dikhtaa hai , kya khilatey ho ?
Santa : Ye Kamina Tiger hee hai, pyar vyar ke chakkar main pad gaya, is liye shakal kuttey jaisi ho gayee hai !!
Santa2Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....
Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -lao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla hey, keh raha hey, "KAMAKAR khao".
45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.?
boli-18 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aya tha.
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu Ke Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The
3 Sardars picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahin aya
2 din guzar gaye
Dono ne socha ki ab samose kha lene chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal kar bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
Santa Ne Car Se 4 Logon Ko Dabaa (kuchal) Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye kyun kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane Key Liye 4 Dabayein
Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir, pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai...
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
good ones !
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Fido.
good ones !
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