Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet…..

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle....����
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Punjab Airlines..

Airhostess: Sir kee loge ?

Banta: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Airhostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te nahi.=����

Class... I need to search your name to collect your old jokes..

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Originally posted by vagg

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet…..

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle....����
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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM

Try this Airline announcement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGTOeXiQ9Uo

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM

lol ...


A lady to Santa : Santaji Apka doggy to ththoda Tiger jaisa dikhtaa hai , kya khilatey ho ?

Santa : Ye Kamina Tiger hee hai, pyar vyar ke chakkar main pad gaya, is liye shakal kuttey jaisi ho gayee hai !!

Santa2Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -lao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla hey, keh raha hey, "KAMAKAR khao".

45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.?
boli-18 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aya tha.

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu Ke Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The

3 Sardars picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahin aya
2 din guzar gaye
Dono ne socha ki ab samose kha lene chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal kar bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

Santa Ne Car Se 4 Logon Ko Dabaa (kuchal) Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye kyun kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane Key Liye 4 Dabayein

Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir, pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai...


Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

good ones !

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Fido.

good ones !

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Fido.