Posted on: 29-06-06 10:26:28
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
Gandhi replied, ''I think it would be a good idea.''
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There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though
backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the
theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with
the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to
Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch hota hai
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Pyaasa
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A dumb American tourist travelling in Gujarat came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere Rs.500, the skull of Mahatma Gandhi. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Mahatma Gandhi himself.
Ten years later the tourist returned to India and asked the same antique shop owner if he had any more bargains.
"I've got the very thing for you," said the Gujarati. "It"s the genuine skull of Mahatma Gandhi".
"You swindler," said the American. "You sold me that ten years ago," and, producing the skull, added, "Look, they're not even the same size".
"You have it all wrong," said the Gujarati. "This is the skull of Mahatma Gandhi when he was a young boy!"
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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership
Good post. Hope you have similar ones ,on Tagore, Mother Teresa , Lincon and Mandela to share ,at least few please.
Quote:
Originally posted by Loser
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
Gandhi replied, ''I think it would be a good idea.''
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There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though
backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the
theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with
the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to
Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch hota hai
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Pyaasa
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A dumb American tourist travelling in Gujarat came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere Rs.500, the skull of Mahatma Gandhi. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Mahatma Gandhi himself.
Ten years later the tourist returned to India and asked the same antique shop owner if he had any more bargains.
"I've got the very thing for you," said the Gujarati. "It"s the genuine skull of Mahatma Gandhi".
"You swindler," said the American. "You sold me that ten years ago," and, producing the skull, added, "Look, they're not even the same size".
"You have it all wrong," said the Gujarati. "This is the skull of Mahatma Gandhi when he was a young boy!"
One can visit the website http://www.mahatmagandhi.org.in" rel="nofollow">LINK
There are lots of books about Mahatma Gandhi which are on the website plus other info as well.
Rgds.
Rajan.
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Let's make India a better place !
Duplicate post, hence deleted.
Rgds.
Rajan.
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Let's make India a better place !
Mahatma Gandhi is considered the 'Bapu' of the Indian nation. I find Loser's joke cheap and offensive.
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goldie
