A 50-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just had a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 60 yr old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
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Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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Best one line ad by a married man on kijiji For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……
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Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
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The sweetest msg -
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……
Nice ones especially the one below. So true :-)
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
Location: God's own country
Posted on: 13-06-14 06:43:27
Vagg:
The above joke was going around in FB circles today !!!
Murali Krishna
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