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vagg
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Posted on: 26-01-15 15:58:27

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return..

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is then".

happywoman36
Member since: Oct 13

Posts: 1647
Location: Toronto
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 30-01-15 11:28:02

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Toh
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in
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we can save the tigers later....
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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.

happywoman36
Member since: Oct 13

Posts: 1647
Location: Toronto
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 30-01-15 11:29:12

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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.

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