Touch base, as in "Let's touch base on this tomorrow." Says Bill G.: "I don't want to touch anyone's base. It sounds as if it would lead to a sexual harassment lawsuit."
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Try copying the whole URL and pasting it in internet explorer....clicking does not work....
Hmm.. interesting..
Found that I use many of these buzz-words myself! If this is going to be an "issue", then maybe "going forward", I should reduce using these.
My favourite corporate buzz words - in a layoff announcement:
".. they will be allowed to pursue other opportunities", or "they will be transitioning to other roles outside the company"..
A great list - funny and sad at the same time.
In the work environment, people are becoming more and more indirect, non-committing and "politically correct", and hence all these velvet sounding buzzwords.
You are not considered a "team player" if you are not always "going forward", focussing on the "bottom line" and "raising issues" !
It is not right anymore to call a problem a "problem" - it must be a "challenge" or an "issue".
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"Mah deah, there is much more money to be made in the destruction of civilization than in building it up."
-- Rhett Butler in "Gone with the Wind"
Yikes! I am guilty of using a few of them too. Heh!
Touch base and Hit the ground running - Both physically undesirable and risky propositions!
There is no "I" in "team - yeah but there is an 'M" and and "E"! Yeah, that was a good one.
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The Cynic
Interesting and funny.
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