Business Buzzwords That Make You Gag


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desi in ottawa   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 16-08-05 13:19:52

Touch base, as in "Let's touch base on this tomorrow." Says Bill G.: "I don't want to touch anyone's base. It sounds as if it would lead to a sexual harassment lawsuit."

Article link:
http://www.fortune.com/fortune/annie/0,15704,1089754,00.html



neerajj   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 16-08-05 22:12:29


neerajj   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 16-08-05 22:13:24

Try copying the whole URL and pasting it in internet explorer....clicking does not work....



jughead   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 17-08-05 00:50:59

Hmm.. interesting..

Found that I use many of these buzz-words myself! If this is going to be an "issue", then maybe "going forward", I should reduce using these. :)

My favourite corporate buzz words - in a layoff announcement:

".. they will be allowed to pursue other opportunities", or "they will be transitioning to other roles outside the company"..



pratickm   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 17-08-05 09:56:24

A great list - funny and sad at the same time.

In the work environment, people are becoming more and more indirect, non-committing and "politically correct", and hence all these velvet sounding buzzwords.

You are not considered a "team player" if you are not always "going forward", focussing on the "bottom line" and "raising issues" !

It is not right anymore to call a problem a "problem" - it must be a "challenge" or an "issue".


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DiogenestheCynic   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 17-08-05 11:01:38

Yikes! I am guilty of using a few of them too. Heh!

Touch base and Hit the ground running - Both physically undesirable and risky propositions!

There is no "I" in "team - yeah but there is an 'M" and and "E"! Yeah, that was a good one.


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Hope   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 17-08-05 12:48:12


Interesting and funny.
:)

http://www.fortune.com/fortune/annie/0,15704,1089754,00.html


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