Posted on: 12-09-05 06:56:17
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."
The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Author Unknown
icecream ,
what do you want to convey?
a woman is more cold blooded than a man?
i surprised a lady herself say such thing about women.
strange.
ptm ..this is a joke, have you never heard a joke before or you are part of mahila sangharsh movement
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Ashish
Good one! 
ptm, why are you such a killjoy?
Do you always take everything very seriously?
jughead,
hi, no i enjoyed the joke. rather i am agree with ice cream.
i only wondered a women is saying such joke . had a man called that joke that would have sounded normal.
otherwise joke is rightly sensing what it meant.
ptm
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Orginally posted by ptm
icecream ,
what do you want to convey?
a woman is more cold blooded than a man?
i surprised a lady herself say such thing about women.
strange.
Hey Chill PTM,
This is a fun page, u mean to say that being a woman I should not laugh at good jokes. I don't think so seriously or take it in the literal sense. c'mon its just a joke.
hi icecream,
its almost chill in delhi as there are good showers since yesterday therefor i am also chilled.
ptm
