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sanjeevm
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Posted on: 14-08-07 10:19:29

Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Woh RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...? The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat! EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umar kabra khodne mai bitegi..!!

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked."Who never talks back to mother? Who do everything she says?"Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can
there be greater than this one?"

NJOY!!!

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apsingla
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Posted on: 15-08-07 17:23:36

lol!

febpreet
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Posted on: 16-08-07 00:43:53

Good ones. Keep it coming Sanjeev. )

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