Some one sent it to me in email and it could be an old joke (new for me though) but I liked it and I am posting it here for all to enjoy..


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.



The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'



The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I STEPPED ON A DUCK!'

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Pramod Chopra
Senior Mortgage Consultant
Mortgage Alliance Company of Canada

That was good !!

THE PRIEST AND THE NUN
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket.

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Coooooooooooolllllllll one


enjoyed

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he
stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in
and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely
leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself
to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from
her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up
her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm
129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the mind
is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a
meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm
129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you
might miss great opportunities!

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