I got this joke from a friend........... No offense meant to India, Indians or the \"Government servants\" there.
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, \"What do they do here?\"
He is told, \"First they put you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.\"
The man does not like what he hears and so moves on.
He checks out the US hell as well as the Russian
hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the
same as the German hell.
Finally, he comes to the Indian hell and finds that
there is a long line up of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, \"What do they do here?\"
He is told, \"First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.\"
The guys asks “That is exactly the same as all the other
hells - how come there is such a line up here?\"
He is told “ Well, that’s because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work. Also, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former Government servant, so when he comes in, he signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!
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My personal view : this is not a joke. but very sad. very very sad.
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Originally posted by Inaam
My personal view : this is not a joke. but very sad. very very sad.
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