MARWARI AT HIS BEST !


Marwari: What's the rate of the banana?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee

Marwari: Will you give it for 60 paise?
Shopkeeper: Only the "chilka" (skin).
Marwari:Take 40 paise, keep the "chilka" and give me the peeled fruit...

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Marwari falls from the 14th floor...
While falling he sees his wife from his kitchen window, preparing food...
he shouted: do not prepare for meeeee....

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Marwari saved a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood.
Sheikh gifted him a Mercedez..
Next time Sheikh again needed blood.
Marwari donated again..
This time the Sheikh gifted him a toffee seeing which the Marwari
said: Where's the car?
Sheikh: Well... the Marwari's blood is now ruuning inside me too...

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Marwari called a newspaper office and asked: My uncle is dead and I
want a condolence to be printed. What are the charges?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word..
Marwari: Oh!!! too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!
Marwari: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"

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There was a Marwari too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing
while the ship was sinking.
His friend asked: Why are you laughing?
Marwari: Thank God I didn't buy the return ticket...

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

Good Ones ... ... esp the Maruti one ...

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Fido.