Air hostess to Pathan : What will you have sir ?
Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao
Air hostess : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhaphak jhandu !
who Taveez nahi tea-bag hai....
A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says
"Give me some Money otherwise I will Vote for Congress again and
make you to sit near me..."
Wife: Listen dear, why did the people, hit you so much in the bus?
Husband: Oh! My photo fell down & went under one women’s leg.
Then I said her- Mam, please hold your saree up,
I want to take photo…!!!
LOLZZZZ.........
Son was looking at falling star and praying for good marks
Dad come along and said "Technology is so advanced that man has reached moon and you are still searching for your luck in stars ???"
Son replied "Dad, don't be rediculous, you know babies can be made in test tubes but have you stopped trying the old way !! ??"
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