Way off the side

In the days when you couldnt count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for Water Closet. She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a Wayside Chapel near the house........ a bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:


Dear Madam,

I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grave of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays

As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expression on their faces.

My wife, sadly,has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time !

I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.

We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed.

I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,

The Schoolmaster.


The woman never visited India !


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some more:

Q Why does Pandit Santa singh brings binoculorses in his own marriage?

A To see his far relatavies

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Pandit Santa singh and Pandit Banta singh went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them.

“You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"

complained the pub-owner. So Pandit Santa singh and Pandit Banta singh swapped their sandwiches.
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Raabert : Boss is aadmi ko kaise maaro ?
Ajit : Ise eraser se maaro, Yeh mar bhi jayega mit bhi jayega
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Hunting confusion!

Ajit and Robert were out hunting.

Ajit shot at a Tiger,but the bullet missed the target. The tiger started running towards them.

Robert:Boss,sher hamaare peeche aa raha hai.

Ajit:Gaadi tez chalaao.

Robert:Boss sirf dus feet ki doori par hai.

Ajit:Gaadi aur tez chalaao.

Robert:Boss,sher ab sirf ek feet ki doori par hai.

Ajit:Tum ek kaam karo,left ka signal do aur Gaadi right mein le lo sher confuse ho jayega.
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Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.

Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.
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Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.

Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?

Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.
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mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...?

Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do robert-per kyon boss?

ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga.

Joke Submited by Ashish
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Pandit Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'

'Yes, sir?'

'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!'

'What was wrong with it?'

'It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!'

The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.'


enjoy.................:-)

Sandwich one was good one but get ready for some Sardar backlash..always use pandit Santa singh.

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Sandwich one was good one but get ready for some Sardar backlash..always use pandit Santa singh.

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Good ones.

By the way, what is wrong with using 'Sardar'?

Disclaimer: I am a Sardar myself and enjoy Sardar jokes immensely. Keep 'em coming.

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Good ones.

By the way, what is wrong with using 'Sardar'?

Disclaimer: I am a Sardar myself and enjoy Sardar jokes immensely. Keep 'em coming.

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...so the trend started to use UP wala singh. RBO is especially aware of this .

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...so the trend started to use UP wala singh. RBO is especially aware of this .

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And, then the joke becomes a tragedy.

In Canada Desi's take religion too seriously.

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