A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. And so they did. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, 'Jeeves', the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room, all dressed up. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled.

"Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. "

He did this very carefully.

"Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and the garter."

He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and the panties. "

As he did this, the tension continued and slowly getting to mount.

She then said, in a very stern voice "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes ever again, you're fired!"

What a kill joy !!!

I thought she would say 'Carry on Jeeves' in the Wood House (if not Wodehouse)

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