A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with her car.
Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.
She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it s Sunday night and my car broke down! I don t know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?" "Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don t want you messin with my sons, Jed and Luke." She looks through the screen door and sees two husky young men standing behind the farmer.
She judges them to be in their early twenties.
"Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night, the woman begins to get a little excited thinking about the two husky boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don t want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these." She puts c**doms on the boys and the three of them make love all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke? You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?" "Yeah," says Luke, "I remember." "Well, do you care any more if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed. "Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not." "Me, neither," says Jed, "Let s take these things off."

NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :

if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
my job is over ........😉😜

🔔🔔narayan narayan🔔🔔

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸

👧Awesome reply by girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau 😳😳😳

Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..

Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he.😜😜😜
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Succesful marriage is based on 'GIVE & TAKE'.

Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.

Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Husband Takes it. Enjoy Successful marriage Life.👍🎎
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Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨❕❕
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Gandhiji ne kaha :-
Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo...
khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho,
Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo...

Magar wife kis ki?
Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!!
Naughty Bapu❕❕❕✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

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Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶
Wife: "Nasha 🍸har gum bhula deta hai
"Bhaisaab"..!!😜

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Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if u sit back and watch, KARMA can be pure entertainment.

Thanks Vagg.. that is really funny... Glad I read it on Friday.

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM