One afternoon, this blonde drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On her way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for her to stop.
Blonde rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?"
"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"
With a smile in her face, blonde hands a sandwich to the guy in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, she comes across another guy. This guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving for her to stop.
A bit irritated, blonde stops, cranks down the window, and says, "What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this time, she hands the guy a can of cola and stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, she decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.
To her frustration, she sees another guy on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for her to stop. Reluctantly, blonde decides to stop one last time, rolls down her window, and yells,
"Let me guess. You`re the blue jerk of the highway. Just what the hell do you want?" "Driver`s license and registration, please."

haha.. thnx for mkng me laugh Vagg. Appreciated.

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