Posted on: 28-04-15 15:00:25
A Chinese Detective Report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man; so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable Sir:
You leave the house. I watch house.
He comes to house. I watch.
He and she leave the house. I follow.
He and she get on train. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with Me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE.
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Originally posted by vagg
A Chinese Detective Report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man; so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable Sir:
You leave the house. I watch house.
He comes to house. I watch.
He and she leave the house. I follow.
He and she get on train. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with Me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE.
Vagg...you rocks....LOL
good one....still laughing:-)
Remembering Vaggs good ones.
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Fido.
Ccccccclasss....
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Originally posted by Fido
Remembering Vaggs good ones.
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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM
