Good Joke for all of us..do not miss this one
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Posted on: 31-05-05 20:03:31
A priest, a doctor and a Canadian immigrant die and go the heaven’s gate. They hear God’s voice that says "My sons, I am really very sorry but the
heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of you. So to choose the
rightful person one by one tell me what you have done in your lifetime."
The priest goes up first and says" Well God, I am a priest. I am your humble
servant and have spent all my life working to spread your message."
The doctor goes up next and says " Well I am a doctor and I have helped
thousands of people recover from their illnesses and saved countless
lives."
The Canadian Immigrant goes up and says " Well I migrated to Canada.."
and....before he could say any further the heaven’s gate opened
and God came out with tears in his eyes and said to the immigrant " Say no
more my son.. come with me coz u have already been through hell."
Moral of the story: So do what ever you want, our place in
heaven is fixed.
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Good one
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Orginally posted by anujark
....before he could say any further the heaven’s gate opened
and God came out with tears in his eyes and said to the immigrant \\\" Say no
more my son.. come with me coz u have already been through hell.\\\"
Moral of the story: So do what ever you want, our place in
heaven is fixed.
Great !!
I can foresee some new advertisements.... ' Want a place in Heaven ? ...Then apply NOW for Canadian immigration '
NICE ONE ! 
Just saw this one, and couldn't resist adding my take to this! No offence meant to anyone 
Want to know what happens later to the Canadian immigrant who went to heaven?
Well, soon enough, our Canadian immigrant (who is actually a Canadian Desi) is tired of a lot of things in heaven, and, feeling that it was not what he had imagined it to be, slowly begins to dislike the place. He feels that the celestial beings who have been there for long are enjoying more privileges than him, a newly arrived soul. He complains to God with no avail.
He then starts posting articles in celestialdesi.com about how bad 'life' is actually in heaven, and how it was so much better on earth, and how even hell would have been better, and how he was planning to leave heaven, leaving God wondering what on earth or heaven or hell will make him happy! 
Moral of this story: Heaven and hell are what you perceive them to be. With the right attitude, one can transform hell to heaven, but to a discontented person, even heaven will not bring happiness!
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to anyone on earth, heaven or hell, is purely coincidental.
Jug... it is infact a very good message for many of us.
How about captioning it as 'MORALE BOOSTER' for desees.
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Orginally posted by jughead
Moral of this story: Heaven and hell are what you perceive them to be.
Nope, heaven is heaven , hell is hell. No matter what your perceptions are, and efforts to transform the said place, there is a clear distinction. God agrees too, he has made specific rules based on that distinction. Otherwise people would easily get around the "perception loophole" and having gone to hell would give a good ---->
(tougue out) to god...and tell him that "hell is Just fine" cos they perceive so...See you cant fool God....No harm in trying though, you get extra points for that which may actually build your case for entry into heaven.
J/K
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