An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in
Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer exellant,the food exceptional
BUT" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in
Glasgow there's a little bar called Mctavish's, now the landlord goes
out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will
buy the 5th drink for you. Well "said the Englishman" at my local, The
Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the
first 2. "Ahh that's nuthin" said the Irishman " Back home in Dublin
there's Ryan's Pub. Now the moment you set foot in the door they'll buy
you a drink ,then another all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
enough, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
house. The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the
Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well said the
Englishman "did this ever happen to you?" Not myself personally no "said
the Irishman," But it did happen to my sister."