An American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian Computer Programmer, were on a
cruise ship. As they were standing on the open deck, watching the waves and chatting, each one started showing off.


The Cuban took out a expensive Cuban cigar, lit it, took just one puff and
tossed it into the sea. The other guys were flabbergasted. They asked him why he had to throw away such an expensive thing.The Cuban replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of these. So, it is no big deal".


Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new bottle of expensive scotch
whisky, opened it, took just one sip and threw the bottle into the sea. He simply looked at the others and said "It is no big deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from".

Guess what the American did ??????
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The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer and ........threw him into the
sea..........

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