Posted on: 14-07-06 06:27:40
Apart from having fun, carries a deeper message !
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In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not
More than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager
Visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US
Zoo. The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c
Environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to
see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared
too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had
recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at
him,'Don't you know I am the lion..., king of the Jungle..., what's wrong
with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas?
to me?’ The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
Jungle but did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!
Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!
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Rgds.
Rajan.
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Let's make India a better place !
Hummm....
LOL, Is this being sarcastic….Some of us (you can search Canadiandesi) will definitely identify themselves in this story….
I have been in Canada for one & half years & returned to India.
So know about it all.
Rgds.
Rajan.
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Let's make India a better place !
I could be a lion in India but I am unable to make enough money. With a monkey cap on my head and a dollar exchange rate of Rs.40 or 41 makes me to stay.
The monkey probably thought he was a lion until he came here and looked at the visa .
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A lion is always a lion whether its Africa, India or Canada.
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You can take an Indian out of INDIA
but you cannot take INDIA out of an Indian.
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Originally posted by jake3d
The monkey probably thought he was a lion until he came here and looked at the visa
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