> One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
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> I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
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> Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite
> toys.
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> Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
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> My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'jus t the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
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> Then she says, (as only a mother would know...
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> 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'

Kaboom! That was hillarious.

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