This one is atleast good to bring a smile on ur face… laugh if you understand all of it – its real funny….



Konkani computers


To all Konkani Speakers....

The Coalition Government in Goa has managed to come to at least one unanimous decision: they have commissioned Bill Gates to create a KonkaniVersion of Windows 2007 exclusively for Goa and other Konkan regions in India .
The Microsoft Team is already hard at work on this new totally new interactive CD-ROM up-grade, which is to be called "ZONELAM 2010".
In this version, a mouse shall be called UNDIR. A mouse buttom shall be called UNDRACHO BUTAO. As ZONELAM 2010 opens, the theme music shall be"UNDRA MOJEA MAMA". Here is a preview of some commands which have already been worked out by the Microsoft Team USA :



* Ignore = Mar Shendi
* Exit = Vashimbor
* Click = Fottu Kadd
* Double Click= Don Fottu Kadd
* Byte = Ghass Mar
* Save = Bankan dorr
* Hide = Lipoi
* Unhide = Sogleank dakoi
* Hang = Lamboi
* Stop = Tamboi
* Move = Aloi
* Turn on = Pettoi
* Turn off = Paloi
* Delete = Zok Mar
* Open = Dakoi
* Enter = Bhitor voch
* Insert = Bhitor ghal
* PageUp = Voir cadd
* PageDown = Sokol ghal
* BackSpace = Fattlean suat
* Close = Bonn cor
* Save = Samavun dhor
* Home = Ghara voch
* End = Kabar

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

That was really funny. Thanks for sharing !