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Originally posted by pratickm
This is a good joke, I don't see any offense in this.
While on the topic of Pope jokes, I like the following best:
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.
Now the Pope had not driven for many years so he felt the thrill of driving and was soon speeding.
They were traveling down the highway doing at 90 mph, when a policeman happened to see them.
He pulled them over, walked up beside the car, took once look inside and imediately called his chief.
Policeman: "Chief, I pulled a limo over for speeding but it's a very important person and I'm not sure what to do."
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman whispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but the pope is his chauffeur."
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