Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi:

Mrs Gandhi ! i need some tips .. on how to manage the grave problem with the economy, and on how to win the next election,

Mrs Gandhi to Obama : About economics I have no idea ... u see i have hardly been to college.. so I hired an old retired economics prof to do the job. People say that he is good in his subject... but the economy is in a mess ... with high inflation and all that.

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi: and about the elections ?

Mrs Gandhi to Obama: Ah that is a different ball game all together. Most of my job is actually done by the opposition... they have an obese dumb fellow as their leader, and he simply doesnt look good on TV. On the other hand, I have an equally dumb, but far better looking son who does the job for me.

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi: are you telling me that policies dont matter ?

Mrs Gandhi to Obama: Of course policies matter .... we have a strict family only policy. Only the family rules, and only the family gets the bulk of the loot.

Obama to the supreme leader Sonia Gandhi: Damn it... why didnt my father come to India instead of the USA ? Life could have been so much easier ;-(