Disclaimer:Not intending to hurt feelings of ""Sikhs", I personally hold them in high esteem


Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Sardar news: A 'Two-Sweater' plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab(Pakistan).
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more(victims).
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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mor

Whenever you experience joy, peace, security, equanimity or purity, it is only because you are aligned with ALMIGHTY.

Peacock: I request you to kindly don't use the name Sardar to make it sound like a comic character. I think being majority in India, some ppl take minorities for granted and get used to this kind of stuff. Sardars are not that dumb & funny as you try to make them sound like.

Thanks

I totally agree with virkravi2000.

We all like jokes and we can always say joke is a joke but I do not think a person will be happy if he or she at the receiving end of a joke. I wish creators of jokes should find better ways of creating jokes without targeting any particular community, race, religion etc.,

If you hold some one in high esteem , how can we post jokes on them on a public forum ?

This has been a wrong trend in India and as we grow up as adults , we realize it is wrong .. especially if you respect them .

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Fido.

if word sardar is not added u will not enjoy the joke.

common guys laugh in stressed world and move on , whats the issue here !!

@looklook: Lets replace it with Hindu or Muslim and see the effect.
I think you guys are never pushed back so thats why its just a normal stuff for laugh.

at least 50% of above jokes I already heard from Sardars friends only. Did you see the movie "Jo bole so nihaal" It is done by proud Sardar with typical Sardar jokes. You don't need to be defensive. Sardars are ruling the world with their talent and might and humble enough to laugh on jokes. And remember the jokes are never on the religion, above joke never mentioned Sikh.. There are jokes on pundit, pope and Imam and I am sure those are being taken lightly as well.
oh well what is the point when someone just takes the world on his/her shoulder.

http://www.litejokes.com/hindi/jokes067.htm